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skyhawk133
post 13 Sep, 2008 - 06:48 PM
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I was at dinner tonight talking with some friends and some how the discussion of linux commands came up. I mentioned the "finger" command and @jnakai said his new job involves "fingering" 76% of the time.

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He hasn't started the job yet, so he isn't quite sure what kind of "fingering" he'll be doing. But quite funny nonetheless.
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post 13 Sep, 2008 - 06:50 PM
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Fingering is fun.

I do it in my free time if I get bored.
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post 13 Sep, 2008 - 08:34 PM
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i would like to learn fingering. Could you recommend a tutor to help me practise my fingering?
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post 13 Sep, 2008 - 10:24 PM
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Does the sitting and fingering time completely overlap or does he get to stand & finger 24% of the time? Maybe he can split it up so that he gets to sit & finger 52% of the time, stand & finger 12% and crouch & finger 12%.

Plus, there's 26 to 75% of the time when he has to read documents. Does that mean that at least 2% of the time he has to sit, finger and read documents? Talk about multitasking!

Job sounds hard.
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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 01:29 AM
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Would you be fingering as a member of a team, or is it on your own?
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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 02:12 AM
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Hmm, Sitting...Watching Video Terminals...Fingering.
I think he's gonna love this job wink2.gif
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wow thats like a dream job.
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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 06:16 AM
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wtf is FINGERING? crazy.gif

edit : why do both MarcoDaGeek and richard 356 have the same avatar??

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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:27 AM
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QUOTE(red_4900 @ 14 Sep, 2008 - 09:16 AM) *

wtf is FINGERING? crazy.gif

edit : why do both MarcoDaGeek and richard 356 have the same avatar??


It's a popular avatar? I've seen it on a lot of other sites. Either it's popular or MarcoDaGeek, richard 356 and I browse all the same sites and I keep noticing them. tongue.gif
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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 11:05 AM
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QUOTE(red_4900 @ 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:16 AM) *

wtf is FINGERING? crazy.gif

Google <-- safe, it's the real definition that the job description is referring to.
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post 14 Sep, 2008 - 12:31 PM
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QUOTE(no2pencil @ 14 Sep, 2008 - 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(red_4900 @ 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:16 AM) *

wtf is FINGERING? crazy.gif

Google <-- safe, it's the real definition that the job description is referring to.

And here for the unsafe definition
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